#bom

the book of mormon songs: a summary

  • Hello!: why yes, i am a mormon
  • Two By Two: so what im hearing is no orlando...?
  • You and Me (But Mostly Me): i can totally do this without you
  • Hasa Diga Eebowai: fuck you god
  • Turn It Off: mckinley is hella gay
  • I Am Here For You: eh i guess you're all right after all
  • All-American Prophet: story time. also i have maggots in my scrotum
  • Sal Tlay Ka Siti: im so innocent and adorable and have low standards
  • Man Up: this is it boys this is my time. also i have maggots in my scrotum
  • Making Things Up Again: you know you're obsessed with star wars and lotr when the characters appear in your conscience and tell you not to do something
  • Spooky Mormon Hell Dream: hell is scary and weird
  • I Believe: who's the awesomest mormon around? oh it's right still me
  • Baptize Me: religious pick-up lines
  • I Am Africa: white boys dancing around wearing all white while singing about Africa
  • Joseph Smith American Moses: im pretty sure the mission president has a seizure at this point
  • Tomorrow Is A Latter Day: we're all going to heaven no matter what some guy in a suit tells us. also i still have maggots in my scrotum