what do people say to you about the show?
the book of mormon songs: a summary
- Hello!: why yes, i am a mormon
- Two By Two: so what im hearing is no orlando...?
- You and Me (But Mostly Me): i can totally do this without you
- Hasa Diga Eebowai: fuck you god
- Turn It Off: mckinley is hella gay
- I Am Here For You: eh i guess you're all right after all
- All-American Prophet: story time. also i have maggots in my scrotum
- Sal Tlay Ka Siti: im so innocent and adorable and have low standards
- Man Up: this is it boys this is my time. also i have maggots in my scrotum
- Making Things Up Again: you know you're obsessed with star wars and lotr when the characters appear in your conscience and tell you not to do something
- Spooky Mormon Hell Dream: hell is scary and weird
- I Believe: who's the awesomest mormon around? oh it's right still me
- Baptize Me: religious pick-up lines
- I Am Africa: white boys dancing around wearing all white while singing about Africa
- Joseph Smith American Moses: im pretty sure the mission president has a seizure at this point
- Tomorrow Is A Latter Day: we're all going to heaven no matter what some guy in a suit tells us. also i still have maggots in my scrotum
"uganda be kidding me"
— elder price (via incorrectbomquotes)